Author Archives: kelsey

How to get & cure insomnia

If you hate sleeping I highly recommend reading a book about psychopaths for an hour before bed.  And then you can lie awake wondering if 1% of the general population are really psychopaths (and way more in prison) and trying … Continue reading

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Why?

I have a lot of important life questions. Why does the box of colored goldfish crackers claim they taste the same when they don’t? Why do my kids hate sleeping? Why is cherry coke so good? Why can my two-year-old … Continue reading

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Not Quite Right

Last night Aaron declared I had to taste some grapes that grew in the yard.  I had already tasted many over the past few weeks, but now the red ones were ready.  I bit into a sour one and hurt … Continue reading

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Daddy (sort of) Dressed Me.

Aaron claims that this doesn’t count because she “chose it herself”.  But he was assisting her and was in charge, so it totally counts.

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Look, we took some photos.

So I took some birthday photos.  30 years old and 6 months pregnant.  Here are my most favorites. If you are really into photos of us, you can get some more (May-August) here.

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Turning 30: Results of being selfish

1. Feed myself lunch at Cafe Rio. 2. Pick up Baby Sister (now 13) from airport.  This is actually quite selfish as she is a huge help while visiting and we love to have her here. 3. Eat lots of … Continue reading

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Last Day of the Twenties

Today I found myself whining in my head about how I was spending my last day of being 29.  “I shouldn’t have to clean my toilets on my LAST day of my twenties!”  “I shouldn’t have to sweep up the … Continue reading

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Garbage Dump

Why is it that my kids only want to get along while up to no good?  Bedtime when they are supposed to be quiet?  They want to hug and laugh and jump on each other’s beds.  Dinner time when they … Continue reading

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All About Aaron

I was just thinking that you wanted to know some more about Aaron that is not found in his bio.  So here you go. 1. When Aaron found out that I had never read Lord of the Rings he decided … Continue reading

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Once A Month Is Good, Right?

Greetings from the world’s laziest blogger.  Ok maybe like third laziest because some people haven’t posted in years.  But still, pretty lazy.  Here is a thrilling update on our lives: -After returning from Ecuador we spent two weeks in Seattle. … Continue reading

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