Not Quite Right

Last night Aaron declared I had to taste some grapes that grew in the yard.  I had already tasted many over the past few weeks, but now the red ones were ready.  I bit into a sour one and hurt my tooth on a seed before he could inform me there were seeds.  After removing the seeds from my mouth I declared it to be ok.  Appalled, Aaron declared “well it’s not quite broccoli or anything!”  To which I obviously replied, “yeah, I like broccoli a lot better than that grape I just ate.”  And then we laughed because what kind of weirdo likes broccoli better than grapes?  This weirdo.  Who also loves oreos and french fries from mcdonalds.  Sorry to give you a bad rap, broccoli.