I have a lot of important life questions.
Why does the box of colored goldfish crackers claim they taste the same when they don’t?
Why do my kids hate sleeping?
Why is cherry coke so good?
Why can my two-year-old eat more pancakes than my husband?
Why are there so many annoying flies in my house?
Why do I love double stuf oreos infinity much?
Why are there so many terrible children’s books that managed to get published?
Why are the Target clearance stickers so hard to resist?
Why do I look 100 times more pregnant at almost 7 months than ladies due next week?
Why can’t I remember to buy glue at the store?
Why does a giant spider think he can live on the handle to the shed I need to open?
As you can see, I have some really pressing issues I’ve been pondering.