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Stupid Things To Do To Yourself

A few nights ago it was 10:30 and I needed some food.  I decided that I wanted an egg, but was really lazy.  Then I remembered I had half an avocado in the fridge.  Obviously I should cut up the … Continue reading

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How Not To Be Safe

It snowed yesterday and last night, and this morning there was still a couple of inches on the ground at our house.  Aaron went out to clear off his truck to drive to work when he found my passenger door … Continue reading

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Dear "Safety 1st"

Dear Safety 1st, You make lots of things. Lots of good things. These are not good: Harmon is 10 months old tomorrow, and it took him two tries to pull these out. He didn’t even have to press the tab … Continue reading

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