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Don’t Break The Rules, MOMMY

I broke my only rule I have for myself: don’t leave the babies alone together. ever. especially if they are both roaming free on the floor. ever. I went out to switch around some laundry, and I heard Sammy (who … Continue reading

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Leftovers

Last night: Aaron: Why is there a diaper in the fridge?Kelsey: What?Aaron: A used diaper, in the fridge.Kelsey: …….Kelsey: Harmon or Sammy’s? (you can tell by the sharpie letter written on the back)Aaron: Harmon’s.Kelsey: (thinking) Oh! Maybe I did it … Continue reading

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Marking What’s Not Really Yours

Three weeks ago I left Harmon with my dad for an hour or two. When I picked him up he seemed to be in one piece, and smelled a little bit like my dad. I figured this was normal, as … Continue reading

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Kostco Karma

Seriously, I behave at Costco. I never leave my cart in the middle of the aisle, I never push people out of the way for samples, I always put my cart away, and I even pick up the crackers my … Continue reading

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We did some vacationing

One weekend we went to Whidbey: The next to Vancouver: Fun times had by all.

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Sweatpant Overalls, STOLEN!

I am angry. What’s worse, I am angry at perhaps my favorite show. Several years ago I came up with a genius idea, combining the two most wonderful things into one product: sweatpant overalls. You know, because sweats are so … Continue reading

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Joel McHale Calling…

Every Thursday night I am reminded of a funny phone call. Years ago I was working as a nanny for a family on Mercer Island. One day the phone rang, and the caller (who was calling for the dad of … Continue reading

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Giving Anonymously

The other day my mom told me a story about my grandma. Recently grandma had been evaluating her finances and needed to make some cuts to her budget, and so getting her hair done was going to come off the … Continue reading

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Harmon Turns 18 Months

Amazingly enough Harmon keeps getting older. At 18 months he is large in size, but off the charts in mischievousness. He measures in at: 33.5″ tall, 82.8%27lbs 6.5oz, 70.5%49.5cm head, 90% He is: saying a lot of new words, climbing … Continue reading

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Anything You Can Do…

I can do better… (We borrowed a swing and then bought an almost identical one at a garage sale. Harmon only gets to play with the one we own.)

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