Author Archives: aaron

Sorry, dudes

Today in downtown Seattle within 5 minutes these three events took place: 1. “Oooh, I really like her jeans. Poor girl is blessed with some seriously broad shoulders though… oh…” 2. “That crazy lady has got the brightest rainbow jacket … Continue reading

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Prepare to look at my kid’s adorable faces

Because it’s my blog, and I can. (And it’s been forever.) You can look away if you like, you’ve been warned. Harmon (face rash in upper right corner courtesy of hot tamales. nice.) Sammy (p.s. do you like her striped … Continue reading

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Fire Hazard

Note to self: when you unload your father’s day gifts from costco, remember to not leave them near where your babies may take advantage of your carelessness. P.S. Also remember to clean your house before taking photos for the internet.

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World’s Best Husband/Daddy

So, it was just Aaron’s birthday/our anniversary/Father’s day, and I will now take the brief minute to brag and tell you all that I have the most wonderful husband in the world. Proof: for our anniversary he brought me two … Continue reading

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False Security

I thought there were a few places Sammy was safe from the mischievousness of her brother. Today, for example, I thought it was fine to leave her in her carseat on the floor while I ran to the bathroom before … Continue reading

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How Exercise Can Save Your Life, Seriously

{Alternately titled: Another Miracle} This evening we went for a run. Normally we don’t. Normally Aaron and Harmon play in the front yard. Every day. But tonight we went for a run. People, exercise will save your life. (taken from … Continue reading

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Remembering To Be Grateful

It’s really easy to take everything for granted. Like that you went to the store and didn’t get in a car accident. Or that you don’t have any horrifying diseases. It seems I often only remember to be grateful when … Continue reading

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Attack of the Spider, Part 2

Today I was minding my own business, going into the kitchen to get Harmon a snack, when out of my PANT LEG climbs… A HUGE BLACK SPIDER. People, for real, that deserves all caps. A huge scary black furry sick … Continue reading

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I Am Really Good In Emergencies

{Alternately titled: how killing a spider is more important than having a working cell phone} Dear Really Scary {tiny} Orange Spider That Climbed On The Steering Wheel While I Was Driving In The Carpool Lane With No Shoulder, What were … Continue reading

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Just Me Complaining About Doctors

Although I am all for preventative medicine, sometimes you need to go to the doctor when you have a problem/are sick. These times generally show up unannounced, and although they are not emergencies, often require pretty immediate care. Yesterday evening … Continue reading

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