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Because it’s my blog, and I can. (And it’s been forever.) You can look away if you like, you’ve been warned. Harmon (face rash in upper right corner courtesy of hot tamales. nice.) Sammy (p.s. do you like her striped … Continue reading →

Note to self: when you unload your father’s day gifts from costco, remember to not leave them near where your babies may take advantage of your carelessness. P.S. Also remember to clean your house before taking photos for the internet.

So, it was just Aaron’s birthday/our anniversary/Father’s day, and I will now take the brief minute to brag and tell you all that I have the most wonderful husband in the world. Proof: for our anniversary he brought me two … Continue reading →

{Alternately titled: Another Miracle} This evening we went for a run. Normally we don’t. Normally Aaron and Harmon play in the front yard. Every day. But tonight we went for a run. People, exercise will save your life. (taken from … Continue reading →

It’s really easy to take everything for granted. Like that you went to the store and didn’t get in a car accident. Or that you don’t have any horrifying diseases. It seems I often only remember to be grateful when … Continue reading →

Today I was minding my own business, going into the kitchen to get Harmon a snack, when out of my PANT LEG climbs… A HUGE BLACK SPIDER. People, for real, that deserves all caps. A huge scary black furry sick … Continue reading →

I broke my only rule I have for myself: don’t leave the babies alone together. ever. especially if they are both roaming free on the floor. ever. I went out to switch around some laundry, and I heard Sammy (who … Continue reading →

Last night: Aaron: Why is there a diaper in the fridge?Kelsey: What?Aaron: A used diaper, in the fridge.Kelsey: …….Kelsey: Harmon or Sammy’s? (you can tell by the sharpie letter written on the back)Aaron: Harmon’s.Kelsey: (thinking) Oh! Maybe I did it … Continue reading →

Three weeks ago I left Harmon with my dad for an hour or two. When I picked him up he seemed to be in one piece, and smelled a little bit like my dad. I figured this was normal, as … Continue reading →

Seriously, I behave at Costco. I never leave my cart in the middle of the aisle, I never push people out of the way for samples, I always put my cart away, and I even pick up the crackers my … Continue reading →