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High Density

So some of you that know me well may remember me saying in the past something along the lines of: “It would be really neat to look exactly the same and weigh 400lbs. Then you could tell people and no … Continue reading

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Something Deep

Not really, but slightly more thoughtful than the usual posts/evil letter writing. I have been thinking lately (and when I say lately I mean since we got back from Ecuador several months ago, but especially in the last month) about … Continue reading

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Dear Lady at Joann’s

Kind lady with cute 8 month old at Joann’s, You are nice. And friendly. And you told me I looked good when I told you I was due in October. I love you, let’s be friends. Love,Kelsey P.S. Your baby … Continue reading

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Dear Mr. Blue Corvette

Mr. Blue Corvette Driver, First let me say that your car is ugly. Why did you get that color? Was it 50% off? Was it a gift? Yuck. Second and more importantly, please do not hit pedestrians while they are … Continue reading

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A few things (mostly pregnancy related. shocker.)

1. I have been seeing a lot of cute babies lately. And I even mean cute newborns. This is stressful because what if my baby is ugly when it comes out, or stays ugly? I realize that I will love … Continue reading

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You need a chop

So yesterday I went back to the LDS underwear store to exchange some unopened underwears for some smaller ones, because the ones I had bought before and opened were too big. I without hesitation or confusion told the lady what … Continue reading

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How to be comfortable while pregnant

Sometimes when I’m in bed at night I laugh at the setup that I have to do to approach being comfortable. I thought to make you laugh you should see a real great drawing of said setup. Or so I … Continue reading

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Windsurfing and 27 Weeks

First here is Aaron and his new toy: Here is Aaron falling off his new toy: Now I’m in my 3rd trimester, and I am all out of clothes that fit, especially for church, so I ended up doing the … Continue reading

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More things I made

A bunch of things I made for someone named Petey who just had her baby (I am slow in sending, oops) Baby legs, burp cloths, peepee teepees and a bag to hold them (for little boys when you change their … Continue reading

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Freak Belly Button

Somehow I was under the assumption that if/when my belly button popped out, it would just go all at one time. About a month or so ago, it was determined that more likely than not mine was surely going to … Continue reading

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