So some of you that know me well may remember me saying in the past something along the lines of: “It would be really neat to look exactly the same and weigh 400lbs. Then you could tell people and no one would believe you until they tried to pick you up.”
This would actually not be cool at all. In fact it would be really inconvenient. Like walking, or getting yourself out of bed, or doing anything at all. I didn’t really think it through until I gained a bazillion pounds. At any rate, I take back that desire.