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It was a “funny” joke to pretend that maybe I had twins inside my belly. I don’t. Only one ALF. And he/she waved both arms at us, and kicked. That’s his/her alien head on the left, fat body in the … Continue reading →

I hate moving. Except we have 10 times the space in our wonderful new house. We spent all our money at Ikea getting new furniture to match our old Ikea furniture to fill in the spaces. There are still one … Continue reading →

You probably thought I was going to say debt, but I wasn’t. First, a week or so ago I got a call from a 402 area code, and decided to answer it. A nice recording told me I should stay … Continue reading →

Dear Passport Agency, I trusted you. I was so trusting I told Aaron we didn’t need to expedite Harmon’s passport application for our trip in 6 1/2 weeks from submission. But I listened to Aaron, and paid the extra fee, … Continue reading →

You read that right. I slacked on my Friday post, but lo and behold when I went to Ross yesterday to try to find an identical pair of jeans to my husband’s new beloved jeans, something horrifying happened. So horrifying … Continue reading →

Is blaming anything wrong with you on the baby. I don’t mean in a scapegoat kind of way. I am the type of person who when I have a stubbed toe, a sideache, or headache, I suddenly become convinced that … Continue reading →

A week ago Harmon turned 6 months. But being a neglectful mother I never made a post about it. This month Harmon has been busy. He took a nice long road trip (which he hated) to Montana and Idaho. He … Continue reading →

Really, what is the most annoying way to get ratings? The words “suspected cases of swine flu”. Suspected. Not confirmed. Also, I don’t need you to interrupt my tv watching to show me a press conference of a doctor who … Continue reading →

Harmon was awake. We were both asleep. He nudged me and I woke up. There he was next to me, with a big smile, eyes wide open, feet firmly planted in mommy’s side. Don’t ask me how he got into … Continue reading →

This week Harmon hasn’t slept much. That means mom hasn’t slept much either. They’ve both been champions, and Harmon rarely complains during the day. He is his usual happy self until about 6:30, and then wakes up all through the … Continue reading →