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Dear Group Health Midwife I Saw Today (NOT the midwives who delivered my baby), It’s ok that you saw my baby girl wearing bright blue with a pink and brown butterfly and asked “who is this little guy?” A legitimate … Continue reading →

“Everything I need to know about parenting I learned from watching Super Nanny and Wife Swap/Trading Spouses” If you steal it, I will probably have to beat you up. Because you know the wisdom contained in that book would be … Continue reading →

I know you all were probably wondering what nap time looks like at our house. And I don’t mean you want to know what time we nap, how long, where, etc. You actually want to know what it looks like. … Continue reading →

So, it seems every time I lay down, my brain works 200 times better. I remember all the things I need to do. Everything that needs to be cleaned. Every errand I need to run. That we are out of … Continue reading →

Dear Everyone I Scared By Having My Baby At Home, (which is pretty much all of you as I’m aware) I just wanted to let you know that I still eat McDonalds fries and watch too much TV. It’s still … Continue reading →

If you go to the grocery store and are getting grapes that your husband has requested and you find that they don’t have a price on them because they have switched locations don’t just assume that they cost what they … Continue reading →

Because you asked for it. She’s growing on Harmon. Sort of. A few more here.

Long, overly detailed birth story can be found here. I don’t want to scare anyone just stopping by this blog. So, if you would have asked me a year ago if I would ever have a baby at home, I … Continue reading →

That’s Sammy, if you don’t mind. Samantha if I don’t know you well enough, and Samantha Jane when I’m in trouble. Which isn’t too often. Mom’s forgiven me (I think) for all the tricks I played on the inside. You … Continue reading →

Samantha Jane Evans Born at home* on 12.15.09 at 7:24am8lbs 10oz, 21″, 36cm head circumference So far she enjoys eating and pooping. And also making her brother angry. We like her. *more on her planned homebirth in a later post