Dear Everyone I Scared By Having My Baby At Home,
(which is pretty much all of you as I’m aware)
I just wanted to let you know that I still eat McDonalds fries and watch too much TV. It’s still me. Don’t worry.
The Same Kelsey Who Just Happened To Have Her Baby In Her Front Room
P.S. My dad uses the term “hippie” to his friends behind my back and “pioneer” to my face. You know, like pioneers who used to have their babies at home because there was no hospital. Feel free to use either to my face or behind my back.