So, it seems every time I lay down, my brain works 200 times better. I remember all the things I need to do. Everything that needs to be cleaned. Every errand I need to run. That we are out of pepper. Where that missing sock is. What I want to research on google. Really hilarious and awesome blog posts.
But then I get up. And my brain does not work. Vertical brain = no brain. When I have a free moment for the internet I can’t seem to use it to look up booster seats, because I don’t remember that Harmon hates his high chair. I don’t remember to switch the laundry, because it has been exiled from my consciousness. I forget to call the insurance lady and make sure Sammy is on insurance. Bottom line, my brain only works when horizontal, and it’s really annoying. Anyone else suffer from this syndrome? It’s ok HBers, we can form a support group once we have admitted to our problem.
Oh, and if you ever see me lying on the floor at the grocery store, no need to worry that I’ve passed out. I’m just trying to remember how much milk is in the fridge at home.