Category Archives: parenting fail

Pool Closed

Posted on July 1, 2011 by kelsey

*There is one topic I have considered pretty much off limits in blogging.  Today I break that rule. Fitting for July 1st, the sun came out in Seattle today.  And since it broke 65 obviously we had to play in … Continue reading →

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Worst Ideas

Posted on April 13, 2011 by kelsey

1. Letting both your 1-year-old and 2-year-old into the shower with you.  Unless you weren’t intending to shower, then it’s a fine idea. 2. Not using a shopping cart with previously mentioned children and thinking you can carry the 1-year-old and that … Continue reading →

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Maybe It’s Wrong…

Posted on February 3, 2011 by kelsey

To let your kids eat raw cookie dough at 9:30am To let your two-year-old jump on your bed naked To let your one-year-old dance on the kitchen table To leave your sharpie on the couch unattended But chances are no one will … Continue reading →

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Mmmm, it’s good!

Posted on October 11, 2010 by kelsey

Yesterday I went to a baby shower for many hours leaving the kids to have fun with Aaron.  Part of their afternoon was spent at the church where Aaron had to fill the font for a baptism.  At one point … Continue reading →

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At least Britney did it on purpose.

Posted on September 11, 2010 by aaron

I would like to blame extreme sleep deprivation for the following stories. And also, before you call CPS, just remember that this is a blog, so you can’t prove it really happened unless you were there. On Tuesday while parked … Continue reading →

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False Security

Posted on June 16, 2010 by aaron

I thought there were a few places Sammy was safe from the mischievousness of her brother. Today, for example, I thought it was fine to leave her in her carseat on the floor while I ran to the bathroom before … Continue reading →

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It was quiet. Too quiet.

Posted on December 30, 2009 by aaron

And then I found this: And like any good parent, I took a picture before getting my child to safety.

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A Recipe For Success

Posted on October 9, 2009 by aaron

Because I am such a wise parent, I wanted to let you in on a secret I employed today to keep my child happy while grocery shopping. 1. Give 11.5 month old child bag of chocolate chips to shake to … Continue reading →

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Pretty Good Guessing

Posted on October 5, 2009 by aaron

But NONE of you are right! My poor child was trying to scale the fridge while Aaron and I stood nice and close to make sure he didn’t die. He did indeed fall from his super high standing height (ok, … Continue reading →

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Guess How I Hurt Myself!

Posted on October 1, 2009 by aaron

Harmon wants you to guess how he hurt himself. (He also wants you to know these are taken the day after the incident so they are less intense) If you guess right you will get a prize. Likely candy. You … Continue reading →

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