Because I am such a wise parent, I wanted to let you in on a secret I employed today to keep my child happy while grocery shopping.
1. Give 11.5 month old child bag of chocolate chips to shake to the music while riding in the cart
2. Don’t mind when child chews on bag of chocolate chips because he always does that
3. Look down to see chocolate all over child’s face
4. Remove bag from child, wipe face
5. Listen to child scream with displeasure
I swear you will think it’s as awesome as I did.