A Recipe For Success

Because I am such a wise parent, I wanted to let you in on a secret I employed today to keep my child happy while grocery shopping.

1. Give 11.5 month old child bag of chocolate chips to shake to the music while riding in the cart
2. Don’t mind when child chews on bag of chocolate chips because he always does that
3. Look down to see chocolate all over child’s face
4. Remove bag from child, wipe face
5. Listen to child scream with displeasure

I swear you will think it’s as awesome as I did.

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2 Responses to A Recipe For Success

  1. Sarah says:

    So funny. Carmen kept trying to get my candybar away from me at the store the other day. It's been a while since we bought candybars and didn't realize she was so into them now. She was pretty ticked off by the time we got to the check-out.

  2. AJ says:

    You seriously are a cool parent.

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