Maybe It’s Wrong…

To let your kids eat raw cookie dough at 9:30am
To let your two-year-old jump on your bed naked
To let your one-year-old dance on the kitchen table
To leave your sharpie on the couch unattended

But chances are no one will get food poisoning, the bed will remain dry, the baby won’t fall, and the couch will stay clean. At least I hope so.

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7 Responses to Maybe It’s Wrong…

  1. Esther Weller says:

    You post that like you have a choice. Sometimes there is no other choice but to let them jump on the bed naked (or the couch as you have observed firsthand). Or, if there is a choice, it’s between the cookie dough and insanity. You have to choose the cookie dough.

  2. Amy says:

    If these things are wrong, I don’t want to be right.

  3. Sarah says:

    If I can ever help you eat the cookie dough, let me know. I like to help.

  4. natalie says:

    cookie dough has no specific time to be consumed! nakedness = freedom. table dancing might be a bad talent to develop 😉 the sharpie better be the same color as the couch or you might need to worry!

    hope you are having a great week!

  5. Momo says:

    Just remember, Caelin decorated our leather sofas at a similar age. I’m just saying…

  6. Penny says:

    I thought cookie dough was breakfast food. When did that change? xoxox

  7. Elizabeth says:

    Abby drove all over the driver’s side of the Prius with a purple sharpie I didn’t even know was in there. At least you know.

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