Author Archives: aaron

32 Weeks & Tomatoes

That is 7 or so months because I know counting in weeks is pretty silly. But hey, only EIGHT weeks to go. That’s not very many weeks. This is not my most beautiful looking self (it is like 50 million … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday Kelsey

Just in case anyone didn’t know, today is Kelsey’s birthday. She’s getting pretty old, but that’s okay, because she’ll be a mom soon (2 months and 1 day.) While she’s busy making cupcakes to take to our “Birthing from Within” … Continue reading

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Missing

I just realized I haven’t posted in 9 or so days. That seems pretty unacceptable, because I hate when you guys take that long to post. But then I remembered that I don’t have anything to write about right this … Continue reading

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High Density

So some of you that know me well may remember me saying in the past something along the lines of: “It would be really neat to look exactly the same and weigh 400lbs. Then you could tell people and no … Continue reading

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Something Deep

Not really, but slightly more thoughtful than the usual posts/evil letter writing. I have been thinking lately (and when I say lately I mean since we got back from Ecuador several months ago, but especially in the last month) about … Continue reading

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Dear Lady at Joann’s

Kind lady with cute 8 month old at Joann’s, You are nice. And friendly. And you told me I looked good when I told you I was due in October. I love you, let’s be friends. Love,Kelsey P.S. Your baby … Continue reading

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Dear Mr. Blue Corvette

Mr. Blue Corvette Driver, First let me say that your car is ugly. Why did you get that color? Was it 50% off? Was it a gift? Yuck. Second and more importantly, please do not hit pedestrians while they are … Continue reading

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A few things (mostly pregnancy related. shocker.)

1. I have been seeing a lot of cute babies lately. And I even mean cute newborns. This is stressful because what if my baby is ugly when it comes out, or stays ugly? I realize that I will love … Continue reading

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You need a chop

So yesterday I went back to the LDS underwear store to exchange some unopened underwears for some smaller ones, because the ones I had bought before and opened were too big. I without hesitation or confusion told the lady what … Continue reading

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How to be comfortable while pregnant

Sometimes when I’m in bed at night I laugh at the setup that I have to do to approach being comfortable. I thought to make you laugh you should see a real great drawing of said setup. Or so I … Continue reading

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