Author Archives: aaron

My Husband Went to Switzerland…

Posted on October 23, 2009 by aaron

And all I got was this ULTIMATELY delicious Swiss Chocolate!!! (I know, you are jealous. But your husband didn’t leave you for 5 days. I think it’s a fair reward.) Why did he go you want to know? I can’t … Continue reading →

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A Recipe For Success

Posted on October 9, 2009 by aaron

Because I am such a wise parent, I wanted to let you in on a secret I employed today to keep my child happy while grocery shopping. 1. Give 11.5 month old child bag of chocolate chips to shake to … Continue reading →

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Crows = Evil

Posted on October 7, 2009 by aaron

I have always hated crows. They are so ugly, especially one of the ones that currently combs our front yard for snacks. They like to annoy eagles, don’t they know the eagles could snap their necks in a second? And … Continue reading →

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Pretty Good Guessing

Posted on October 5, 2009 by aaron

But NONE of you are right! My poor child was trying to scale the fridge while Aaron and I stood nice and close to make sure he didn’t die. He did indeed fall from his super high standing height (ok, … Continue reading →

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Guess How I Hurt Myself!

Posted on October 1, 2009 by aaron

Harmon wants you to guess how he hurt himself. (He also wants you to know these are taken the day after the incident so they are less intense) If you guess right you will get a prize. Likely candy. You … Continue reading →

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Hello October, I’ve Been Waiting.

Posted on October 1, 2009 by aaron

Only 335 days, but who is counting? Ok, maybe I was. It’s no secret that I LOVE Halloween. Some people love Christmas, some their birthday, but me, I love Halloween. That’s just the way it’s always been, and the way … Continue reading →

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11 Months, Only a Bit Late

Posted on September 28, 2009 by aaron

I didn’t forget your Harmon update people, I am just lazy. Also this month we only (only, hah!) took 14 pictures of the kid. On the plus side we did take lots of video on our real video camera, but … Continue reading →

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Things not to say to your 7ish months pregnant wife.

Posted on September 28, 2009 by aaron

“You could be confused with someone who is going to give birth any day!” Unlike. PS Please don’t pay any attention to my ultra-pale face.

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I didn’t forget you winners!

Posted on September 28, 2009 by aaron

You guessed girl and I told you that you would get a prize. And you will. The prizes (which are way more lame than last year, but taste better. I do have a kid and am pregnant, give me a … Continue reading →

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Second Entry for Parent of the Year

Posted on September 22, 2009 by aaron

1. Place fully mobile baby child on bed so you can get dressed after a shower2. Give baby child a hairbrush so he doesn’t jump off the bed face first and break himself3. Go into bathroom to get something for … Continue reading →

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