Author Archives: aaron

Happy Birthday Giant Long Bean! Here are your giant stats: Weight: 17lbs even! (75-90%)Length: 27 1/4 inches (above 97%)Head: 44 1/4 cm (90-95%) To celebrate Harmon is getting his own blog. It will mostly be ramblings about how amazing and … Continue reading →

I got tired of your celebrity couple names. Not that they weren’t good. I just kept forgetting who half of them were, or having a hard time finding the blogs that I wanted to read. So you went back to … Continue reading →

Last night laying in bed listening to the peaceful sounds of the upstairs neighbor yelling and his ultra -loud techno russian music mixed with my dear husband snoring, I had a while to ponder. My thoughts wandered as they always … Continue reading →

Does it bother anyone else when they get accused of treating their child a certain way because they are “the first child”? For example if you don’t want dogs licking all over your newborn child, you are clearly exhibiting “first … Continue reading →

I figured out the Seattle driving plan:Sun: 10mph Snow: 80mph Rain: 10mph Fog: 80mph. What gives?

My favorite favorite organization needs your help. And I’m not afraid to ask and/or beg for it. As you may or may not know, in 2004 I spent 9 months in Ecuador working with an orphanage support program. It was … Continue reading →

So, it has come to my attention that the last post was quite unclear. Here is what happened: Tuesday morning an exec at Aaron’s company called them in for a mandatory meeting. He took two minutes to tell them what … Continue reading →

The view is better, the coworkers are cuter, and the commute is shorter, even if it doesn’t pay quite as much (read: zero). (But can you beat that dress code?)

How many times does a person have to spray themselves with water from the spray hose on the sink before remembering to let go of the handle before putting it back in place??? Seriously!!!

I don’t think I ever mentioned Aaron’s car accident again after mentioning that he totaled his truck. Most of you thought that meant it just got pretty banged up, but it is indeed actually totaled in the unfixable category. That … Continue reading →