So some of you that know me well may remember me saying in the past something along the lines of: “It would be really neat to look exactly the same and weigh 400lbs. Then you could tell people and no one would believe you until they tried to pick you up.”
This would actually not be cool at all. In fact it would be really inconvenient. Like walking, or getting yourself out of bed, or doing anything at all. I didn’t really think it through until I gained a bazillion pounds. At any rate, I take back that desire.
Well at least in your fantasy scenario, you can still wear normal clothes.
This is quite a good point. And think of how much money you could make betting people. Or how many prizes you could win at the fair when they thought they could guess your weight.
Imagine the fun you could have on a teeter totter! That would totally throw people off.
Two months Kels!