Today is your birthday and you are now in your mid to late 20s. I am glad you have lived this long and hope you keep on living. For your birthday I got you this really hip birthday llama who is on a plane as we speak. Or you read this, or whatever. So when someone knocks/scratches/spits at your door, be sure to let them in. He told me he likes futons for sleeping, and strawberry limeades from Sonic to drink. I know you will be best friends!