Author Archives: kelsey

Welcome to the Neighborhood

We moved a couple of weeks ago, and while that experience reminded me why people buy houses and live in them the rest of their lives so they don’t have to deal with the massive amount of junk they have … Continue reading

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The Diet “Game” Review

You may have noticed I fell off the planet for a month.  Maybe you didn’t, but I am sure someone out there in the blogosphere did.  Like all the spammers I get, they missed me.  Anyway, I have been very … Continue reading

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Tourist Trap

So, I know that this is obviously a tourist trap, but I dare you to tell me you wouldn’t want a postcard from Vanuatu mailed from an UNDERWATER Post Office.  I know I would.

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If Only I Was An Old Lady…

Yesterday while driving home from my mom’s I passed a car of awesomeness.  It was an older Oldsmobile, filled with 4 very old ladies dressed up in purple and wearing red hats.  I instantly wanted to follow them, because obviously … Continue reading

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Crazy, in a new way

Last week I agreed to do something ultimately crazy.  I have done a lot of crazy things in my life, like bungee jumping, having excessively large children, and drinking Army Surplus water from my grandma’s food storage room marked 1952, … Continue reading

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Housecleaning tips

You know a lot about your housekeeping skills when your 2-year-old rips the cushions (or cushies in our house) off the couch and declares: “It’s a messy day, we need to vacuum!” and will not let up until you give … Continue reading

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Two Thumbs Up

Because I seriously know that you were wondering what I like, but were too shy to ask. Readin’ 1. 365 Thank Yous by John Kralik.  Recommended by Holly and loved by me.  A guy who is in a sad sorry way … Continue reading

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Worst Ideas

1. Letting both your 1-year-old and 2-year-old into the shower with you.  Unless you weren’t intending to shower, then it’s a fine idea. 2. Not using a shopping cart with previously mentioned children and thinking you can carry the 1-year-old and that … Continue reading

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Pretending to be fancy

For Christmas Aaron and I were given a super cool huge gift by my parents, a trip to a fancy hotel, with the promise to watch our small humans for the night.  Three months later we finally took them up … Continue reading

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A very long goodnight

Lately our sleeping situations have taken a dramatic turn for the worst.  Sammy has rejected her crib after spending a week in Montana in a big bed a month ago.  We thought it would perhaps be a good idea to … Continue reading

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