If Only I Was An Old Lady…

Yesterday while driving home from my mom’s I passed a car of awesomeness.  It was an older Oldsmobile, filled with 4 very old ladies dressed up in purple and wearing red hats.  I instantly wanted to follow them, because obviously wherever they were going, they were going to be having a good time.  My brain thought hard about why they were all dressed the same, and from the dark recesses I came up with The Red Hat Society.  Realizing that I knew nothing about this group I turned to the internet to tell me.  Turns out that basically they are groups of ladies get together for fun times.  Who doesn’t want fun times?  Also it seems that the target is ladies age 50+ (although ladies under 50 are called pink hats instead of red hats) so that probably rules me out of joining.  At least for a few years or so.

But in the meantime, I think I need a totally awesome group that equals having fun.  And wearing ultra fancy clothes.  So, when I can eat yummy foods again, I will be starting a totally awesome fake-fancy club.  Feel free to send me your applications.

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7 Responses to If Only I Was An Old Lady…

  1. Amy says:

    We need to live in the same place.

  2. Brittany Wilson says:

    consider this my application… but only if we can wear cool hats. because i really think american’s could stand to wear them.

  3. Sarah says:

    I’m in!

  4. natalie says:

    I will keep my eyes opened for my hat :)
    I love those crazy red/purple ladies. I saw one sitting alone on a bench at knott’s berry farm on our cali trip. she made me chuckle.

  5. Ashley says:

    my grandma is totally a member of the red hat society. seriously. every year she rides in the 4th of july parade wearing her red hat. my sister, who drives her around in her convertible, is an honorary pink hat lady. no joke. it’s so funny.

  6. Momo says:

    I will never join the Red Hat Society, even though I am old enough to qualify. Do not be fooled, this is just a club about being a conformist in a red hat sort of way. I’ll wear whatever colored hat I darn well please, thank you very much!

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