Yesterday while driving home from my mom’s I passed a car of awesomeness. It was an older Oldsmobile, filled with 4 very old ladies dressed up in purple and wearing red hats. I instantly wanted to follow them, because obviously wherever they were going, they were going to be having a good time. My brain thought hard about why they were all dressed the same, and from the dark recesses I came up with The Red Hat Society. Realizing that I knew nothing about this group I turned to the internet to tell me. Turns out that basically they are groups of ladies get together for fun times. Who doesn’t want fun times? Also it seems that the target is ladies age 50+ (although ladies under 50 are called pink hats instead of red hats) so that probably rules me out of joining. At least for a few years or so.
But in the meantime, I think I need a totally awesome group that equals having fun. And wearing ultra fancy clothes. So, when I can eat yummy foods again, I will be starting a totally awesome fake-fancy club. Feel free to send me your applications.