Author Archives: aaron

Dear Cheesecake, Stop being so dang good, I am plenty giant without you, and also my abdomen didn’t really have room for you anyway. Oh so sad my giftcard is now empty,Kelsey ———————————- Dear Baby Niña, If you are going … Continue reading →

Two weeks ago (the day after Halloween) Harmon got his toy car taken away from him by a friend at Church. Cade is only 1 week older than Harmon, but he’s been walking for a while. He is also a … Continue reading →

And then I am allowed to have my baby. Of course I won’t have it until like 5 weeks from tomorrow, but whatever. A girl can dream can’t she? Remember this really useful diagram of how to sleep when pregnant? … Continue reading →

I know, I love contest-y games. Especially when they involve blind guessing. Seeing as I am 3 1/2 weeks from my “scientifically calculated” due date, a little over 5 weeks from my ultrasound’s due date and 4 1/2 weeks from … Continue reading →

Dear Guy Who “Fixed” My Hair at Great Clips Yesterday, I am not sure fixed is really the right term. Although you did one thing that I asked, you did not do any of the others. I am pretty sure … Continue reading →

Or: Maybe I need a babysitter for myselfOr: Why I shouldn’t play with scissors I had good intentions. It turned out ok the last couple of times I tried it. It turns out that it’s not as easy with a … Continue reading →

Well everyone, we did it. We managed to keep our child alive for an entire year. One year ago (on the 24th, I’m a slow blogger these days) we got this: 10lbs 12 oz, 23″ of long beanness, and a … Continue reading →

Dear Switzerland, I sent my husband to you so you could interview him for a job there. I didn’t want him to go, but I trusted you, as you acted like you were just doing some final checking, and wanted … Continue reading →