Dear Guy Who “Fixed” My Hair at Great Clips Yesterday,
I am not sure fixed is really the right term. Although you did one thing that I asked, you did not do any of the others. I am pretty sure I could have cut the mullet off myself. I believe my instructions were as follows:
Please help me. I did this to myself. I would like you to cut off the big long part in back, and make all my hair even looking as possible.
You countered with:
So make this left side match the right, and cut off the long part in the back?
Exactly. Also my husband has some instructions.
I think it should follow this line [a-line] on both sides like how it currently is. Just make the other side match. and then layers in the back to kind of match.
Ok. I totally got it.
But you didn’t get it, did you? I knew from your first cut that it was over for what remained of my hair. But what can you do? You can’t argue with someone with scissors. Also I knew that you couldn’t put on the hair you just cut off (which I think was almost as much as I cut off!!!) so my best hope was to just let you finish and hope it turned out even. I guess I was asking too much, and I should have known better.
I have included this diagram for you to realize where you went wrong:
A: We are not even going to talk about the back. It is horrifying. Luckily I don’t have to look at it.
B: Layers. You had the right idea, just very poorly executed
C: Where are the layers? You could have done me the favor of at least chunking out as much from this side as well.
D: This is not straight, or even good-looking/on purpose not straight. Also that part on the outside shouldn’t be longer, because it’s not in the front like an a-line
E: Did you see D? It should MATCH. Actually, since this side goes up, you should just go ahead and cut off more of D to make them even.
Additionally, thanks again for taking off another 4 inches from my already too short hair. I will make sure to send all my friends to you.
Thinking of shaving my head,
P.S. I am pretty sure if you smoke it’s ok to take ONE second to wash your hands before putting them all stinky-like in my hair. Thanks.
P.P.S. This photos doesn’t do the awfulness of the hair-fix justice. It only does justice to the scary-lookingness of my face.