Monthly Archives: January 2010

Dear Group Health Midwife I Saw Today (NOT the midwives who delivered my baby), It’s ok that you saw my baby girl wearing bright blue with a pink and brown butterfly and asked “who is this little guy?” A legitimate … Continue reading →

“Everything I need to know about parenting I learned from watching Super Nanny and Wife Swap/Trading Spouses” If you steal it, I will probably have to beat you up. Because you know the wisdom contained in that book would be … Continue reading →

I know you all were probably wondering what nap time looks like at our house. And I don’t mean you want to know what time we nap, how long, where, etc. You actually want to know what it looks like. … Continue reading →

So, it seems every time I lay down, my brain works 200 times better. I remember all the things I need to do. Everything that needs to be cleaned. Every errand I need to run. That we are out of … Continue reading →

Dear Everyone I Scared By Having My Baby At Home, (which is pretty much all of you as I’m aware) I just wanted to let you know that I still eat McDonalds fries and watch too much TV. It’s still … Continue reading →