You probably miss us, because it’s been a while. We moved last weekend, to right by Newcastle beach. If you are really nice we will invite you over sometime soon. But in the meantime we don’t have internet, and I still have Jury Duty so I have had about zero free time. The rumor is we are going to start deliberating tomorrow. This being our third week I can hardly wait.
Dear Lady who fell asleep on me on the bus home yesterday,
Totally not cool or acceptable. Also, you stole someone else’s seat and acted like you were totally innocent. Also lame of you. And then how you couldn’t wake up to let me off the bus? Really, you need some more sleep and manners.
With Love, Kelsey
Dear Thug on the bus today asking me if I knew “where we at?”,
You are not a thug, for many reasons. Here are a few:
1. You have a nose ring
2. You have skinny jeans
3. You are carrying a sweater around in case it gets cold, thugs don’t do that.
With admiration for trying, Kelsey
Dear Whoever peed in the elevator in the bus tunnel,
WHAT? Why did you do that. There are plenty of streets you could have peed on where it will rain. That was totally not ok.
You almost made me barf, Kelsey
Future posts: Our Move & New House, Our Amazing Bed, Jury Duty Stories
More than anything, I would like your letter to reach the guy with the bad urination manners. That stinks. Literally.
EXCELLENT POST! Really, I need to start taking the scary 358 bus in order to get more stories…I haven’t been asked out for awhile. Also, your thug thing…HILARIOUS!
i can’t wait for the jury duty posts. i’ve never been called to jury duty (excuse me while i go find some wood to knock on). i can’t wait to hear your views on it!!! i love your letters, but they also make me very thankful i don’t take the bus. what’s up with thugs these days???
Riding the bus is a good way to get in touch with humanity, both literally and figuratively unfortunately.