Because Water Aerobics (or “Aqua Aerobics” or even “Hydro Fit” if your gym is really “hip”) is the way to go. Today I squeezed into my swimsuit, and since Bally’s had offered me to come to their fine gym for only $99 a year, I gave in to their pleas, and found my way to the pool. Yesterday when I got my new membership card, I asked the very young guy at the counter helping me if I needed to sign up for the water aerobics class, or if I could just show up. Probably he had never heard that such a class was going on, because he was confused, or maybe just confused about my age. Either way, he didn’t really know. I just showed up, and class was great, lots of people wanted to be my friend (because come on, why is there a younger person in this class?) and the teacher asked me one million times if I was ok (Yes I am fine, just uncoordinated. Oh, you mean the baby. Yeah, I’m just fine) Pretty much I loved it and will be found at Bally’s on Monday and Wednesday mornings hanging out with the swimcap bunch. By the way, did you know they make some fancy fancy swimcaps? Well you do now.
P.S. We totally did stretch with noodles like that.
P.P.S. I am totally going to rename our class “H2O Hotties” That was a stroke of genius I just had.
Did I ever tell you my mom teachers water aerobics? And yes, she does teach to senior citizens and pregnant women but it still kicks butt.
One good thing: the generics go in the pool wrinkled and you come out wrinkled. It seems only fair.
How about your mother, does she go both in and out of the pool that way???
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
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It looks like the ladies in that pictures are wearing sneakers in the water?? I’m excited for your class but next time I want real pictures!
This means you and my mom can go together. Her swim cap has plastic flappy flowers all over it.
Petey!! I wanna see a picture of your pregnant self doing water aerobics! And, no, you’re not allowed to smack the others with your noodle.
Wish I could get in on that goodness.