Author Archives: aaron

Here are some pictures of my kids to prove I’m still a nice person. Of course they are making funny faces. So maybe I’m only halfway nice.

If you came upon a front door with a pair of shoes on either side and the door itself completely unobstructed, where would you leave a package? Turns out if you are UPS you choose the dirty shoes to the … Continue reading →

This is not a post to tell you all how awesome I am for quitting all the coke and dr. pepper I drink. It’s a post to whine about how much I like coke and dr. pepper and how every … Continue reading →

Because I was kindly invited by Jama to go to the Great Wolf Lodge with her and the kids. With my kids. And I said yes. Let’s review:Me + 2 month old + really active 15 1/2 month oldMe 2 … Continue reading →

To Mullet or Not To Mullet? That has long been the question at our house. At least for me. I think Aaron has been on the cutting side for a while now. Finally last night I conceded that it was … Continue reading →

Dear Sammy, Sorry we never post pictures of you on the blog, or write about your adventures. It’s not that we don’t like you, it’s just that we’re trying to keep your brother from loving you too violently. It’s kind … Continue reading →

Question: What happens when you let this man be in charge of this child not getting in the water? Answer: The man talks on the phone, the child runs into the water, trips, falls in up to his neck, while … Continue reading →

Dear Group Health Midwife I Saw Today (NOT the midwives who delivered my baby), It’s ok that you saw my baby girl wearing bright blue with a pink and brown butterfly and asked “who is this little guy?” A legitimate … Continue reading →