This is not a post to tell you all how awesome I am for quitting all the coke and dr. pepper I drink. It’s a post to whine about how much I like coke and dr. pepper and how every fast food restaurant I drive by is calling to me. Very loudly. Woe is me. I wish I could say I was giving up my vices for a good reason, like being healthier, but instead it’s just for vanity because I’m tired of being fat and I don’t like diet drinks.
Also if you were wondering if I died at Great Wolf, I didn’t. I almost did, but I didn’t. Moral of the story: don’t let greed make you take your two very small children anywhere like that. You will be sorry. I would complain more, but I knew what I was getting myself into, so I must take it like a (wo)man.
Did I mention I REALLY want a coke right now????