Author Archives: aaron

THUMP: A Mystery

Posted on August 25, 2009 by aaron

Last night: 10:35pm: Aaron goes to the bathroom to get ready for bed. I hear a thump which I assume comes from him knocking over the mouthwash or something. Upon exiting the bathroom he asks if I made the thump. … Continue reading →

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Birthday Surprise

Posted on August 24, 2009 by aaron

I was uploading pictures today and remembered what I found when making myself my favorite food for lunch on my birthday: That’s right, free baby corn with my corn. I know, I felt it to be a birthday miracle as … Continue reading →

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Dear "Safety 1st"

Posted on August 24, 2009 by aaron

Dear Safety 1st, You make lots of things. Lots of good things. These are not good: Harmon is 10 months old tomorrow, and it took him two tries to pull these out. He didn’t even have to press the tab … Continue reading →

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Me: 26 or 25 or some number of weeks fat, you choose.

Posted on August 23, 2009 by aaron

Actually you don’t get to choose, I was lying. I went in for another ultrasound (performed by the exact same technician) and was told that I am measuring exactly for 12/11/09, the exact same date as 4 weeks before, or … Continue reading →

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My Birthday 2009

Posted on August 16, 2009 by aaron

The day after my birthday is not my birthday everyone. Also, Aaron made me the BEST cake ever. It was chocolate. From scratch. With chocolate frosting. From scratch. With blackberry syrup/topping. Of course, from scratch. It is better than my … Continue reading →

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Kelsey is getting old

Posted on August 14, 2009 by aaron

This morning, Kelsey’s mom called her to wish her a happy birthday. Kelsey replied, “Are you tired from working all night giving birth to me (she paused) twenty eight years ago?” I interjected “Twenty seven! You’re only twenty seven years … Continue reading →

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Sometimes Traffic is Ok.

Posted on August 12, 2009 by aaron

Both of these happened within two minutes of each other: Dear lady driving purple car with purple steering wheel cover, Nice choice. It was the only way to make your car even more silly. Thanks for making me laugh,Kelsey ——————– … Continue reading →

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True Love 2

Posted on August 12, 2009 by aaron

11:14pm: I am awake in bed, like always. Aaron is trying to go to sleep, but it’s hard with me chattering on incessantly. I am starving like always and suddenly decide that scrambled eggs would be delicious but of course … Continue reading →

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How to be a Good Parent

Posted on August 6, 2009 by aaron

1. Feed your child cottage cheese that is of a questionable date. Smell it first, and when it smells fine go ahead. Halfway through said snack take a bite yourself to realize that it actually taste like poison. Make husband … Continue reading →

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The Greatest Self-Control.

Posted on August 4, 2009 by aaron

I admittedly have a problem with Oreos, but I should confess to also having the same problem with brownies. Of late my inside baby has been making me wake up starving in the middle of the night. Sometimes I can … Continue reading →

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