The Google

If you are like me, you love google. Anytime you want to know anything, you can find it, even if it takes you a while. If it exists, it’s there. I mean really, what on earth did we do before google? Ask other people? Really? Assume that if our local store didn’t have something we needed/wanted/imagined to exist we couldn’t have it? Preposterous! But the real beauty to google is that you can find answers to your embarrassing questions that you would never ask another person. You know, the Jessica Simpson Chicken of the Sea type questions we all have.

For your enjoyment here are a few things I have been googling lately. Don’t judge. Just laugh.

1. What is a non porous surface?

2. Coconut Crab (I really suggest you do an image search, if you want nightmares)

3. Mos Def

4. How many hairs in an armpit?

See, all things I would not ask my friends about nor would I expect my friends to necessarily know. (If you are an expert on a coconut crab and haven’t told me, you should, because that’s a pretty important topic.)

I should add though, that as of press time, google has failed me in my quest to find the answer to #4 on this list. The closest thing I could find was someone else on a message board asking the same question to which someone responded “what, do you want me to count mine?” Yes, yes I do, because me and now everyone reading this is curious.