Both of these happened within two minutes of each other:
Dear lady driving purple car with purple steering wheel cover,
Nice choice. It was the only way to make your car even more silly.
Thanks for making me laugh,
Kelsey
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Dear guy driving with live parrot on his arm,
This is the best thing I have EVER seen while driving. I am so glad Aaron found you, and that traffic made us meet up again so I could see you.
Wondering where were you going anyway,
Kelsey
We used to take our bird in the car when she needed to get her wings clipped. We stopped to get an ice cream cone once and she bit off the bottom. I was ticked.
This is a true story too. UD and I drove to Utah with a cockatiel and some of the time it was on our shoulder. We were bringing it to Michael.