Probably I’m Evil

Either that or I hate people, or both.

Dear Lady Who HAS to be first onto the bus in the afternoon,

We are all waiting. We all want to get on the bus. We all want to have a seat. You are not more important than anyone else. You don’t need to run up in front of EVERYONE else when you see the bus coming. You weren’t here first, in fact, you were here almost last. Also stealing seats from elderly people is not cool. This is of course only the second time I have seen you doing this because I ride various buses home depending on when my duty to the jury is done, but let me assure you if I see you doing it a third time, you are going to get kicked. I thought about chopping you, but getting kicked seems like a better idea because then you will be immobilized and we can all get on the bus in a nice orderly kind fashion.

Love, Kelsey

PS Didn’t I see your cousin/sister/aunt/friend at: Paris Airport trying to cut in huge line (nice try pretending not to speak my language), Ecuador trying to cut everyone at the Tia (that’s right, that’s a line), and a variety of other places? I think so. And just to remind you again, you ARE NOT more important than anyone else, so stop being so jerky.

That is my rant. Also jury duty is long, and I will be excited to tell you all about it sometime in the future.

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2 Responses to Probably I’m Evil

  1. Penny says:

    Sheesh… in what other ways does this self-absorbed attitude spill over into other areas of her life? So RUDE.

  2. amy says:

    i would rather have someone ask me if i am pregnant than cut in front of me in line. you should identify her bad behavior publicly because she deserves it. chop.

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