Aaron just posted this on his blog, because I made him scan it in. But I bought it and read the label first, and suggested it’s submission to engrish.com, so I’m reposting it to get all the credit.
It says:
USE WEARPROOF AND CORROSION-
RESISTING PLASTIC. MORE CLURABLE
THAN THE WOOD ONES.
MORE HARD AND USE MORE LONG.
EASILY WASH AFTER USE.
THE PRODUCTS WILL NOT BE WAR-
PED FOREVER.
I am pleased to know there is a blog to document bad engrish. I have a vegetable peeler with some blush-able instructions