Let’s face it, I’m a jerk.

Recently one of my sweet cousins posted something on facebook about someone leaving her a mean note on her car. It made her sad, as it should when someone does something mean to you. And all her friends who commented said nice things to her, to make her feel better, and to point out how maybe the jerky person might have had something else going on to make them so mean.

This my dear friends weighed on my mind heavily. Not because I was sad for my sweet cousin, because she is so nice she probably did 17 nice things for other people and felt better pretty quick, but because it was likely someone like me that left the mean note.

I actually thought about her story more than I care to admit. I thought, wow, how many times have I wanted to leave a note like that! I mean I like to yell at other people while driving my car (with my windows rolled up of course) and write letters on my blog to people who are in my opinion most deserving of a chop. And then I thought, I should feel really really bad for being so mean.

But then it came to me. I feel almost zero remorse for being a jerk.

And then later, I still felt not bad about being a jerk. I wish I did, but really you wouldn’t like me half as much if I wasn’t. It’s all part of my charm, right?

I suppose all I’m really trying to say is I am glad there are sweet people like my cousin who balance the forces of people like me in the world. Heh.

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4 Responses to Let’s face it, I’m a jerk.

  1. Jacki says:

    did she deserve it?

  2. amy says:

    If you stop writing notes to people (completely innocuously, might I add, unless your notes' recipients read your blog) I am unsubscribing. They are hilarious and not mean at all. Time to reconsider your self-flagellation.

  3. Jessica says:

    mwhahahah loves it

    i just rolled my eyes she is an aggressive driver and calls people funny non cursing names so when she takes up two parking spot and feels sad don't really have too much room to blame the dude.

    I once had the cleaning lady for our condo towed cause she was in my parking spot but didn't know it was her till after the fact. fact being i paid a lot of money to own my spot in the city and felt no remorse. bad part is she doesn't clean our building as well anymore

  4. Jessica says:

    also its the fox gene to be a jerk. must have skipped nicole

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