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“You could be confused with someone who is going to give birth any day!” Unlike. PS Please don’t pay any attention to my ultra-pale face.

You guessed girl and I told you that you would get a prize. And you will. The prizes (which are way more lame than last year, but taste better. I do have a kid and am pregnant, give me a … Continue reading →

Car with: “Save the Ta-Tas” BumperstickerBeing driven by: Lady smoking

Does the roof of your mouth ever itch? Mine does when I have a cold, or am especially sneezy like when someone has poisonous death Lilies in the room. Aaron thinks I’m crazy.

So, this is kind of an embarrassing confession, but whatever. Last week I was switching radio stations in the car and stopped on something because it was interesting. I thought: “hmm this lady has a pretty voice. I don’t care … Continue reading →

On Sunday I had been asked to give part of the lesson in RS (women’s group at church). The teacher had specifically asked me to talk about Ecuador, which is probably the only reason I consented, as I HATE giving … Continue reading →

That doesn’t think “Dooce” is entertaining at all? I just may be… (If you don’t know who that is, I have saved you the trouble by not putting in a link so you don’t have to waste your time. You’re … Continue reading →

What? It’s only 25 boxes. (Plus the 3 open ones…)

Monday was my Grandma Shirlene’s birthday. She died in 2004, but it is hard to forget her birthday because it is two weeks after mine and a day after my cousin’s and we always had an excellent end of August … Continue reading →

Aaron just posted this on his blog, because I made him scan it in. But I bought it and read the label first, and suggested it’s submission to engrish.com, so I’m reposting it to get all the credit. It says: … Continue reading →