Author Archives: aaron

I love knifey stab stab hugs.

Kelsey: I just watched a video online that said this: “No one knows what the baby feels during labor. Some say it is like a hug all over. But it won’t feel like a hug to you.” I laughed a … Continue reading

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Giant Human. Still Inside.

So, here is an update for all you faithful blog followers.  Yesterday I met with my midwife, and she said there is still a baby in there, and that everything looks good.  But, since today I am 10 days overdue, … Continue reading

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Impromptu Halloween

Saturday morning I woke up early like always and while laying in bed sometime in the 7ish hour I decided that I didn’t want to sit around all day waiting for my child to not come out, but that I … Continue reading

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Thanks Regence!

I went to my post office box today and had a thick envelope from Regence, my insurance company. I opened it to find an enrollment packet for a free program they offer to pregnant moms. You get a book and … Continue reading

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The Phone Won’t Stop

Thanks everyone for your calls and text messages wondering if I’ve had my baby. I have not. And if you send another I may explode. Not because I don’t love you, but because my baby still isn’t here. So here … Continue reading

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Day Zero

So, it’s only 830am, but I just wanted to let you all know that today is my midwife assigned due date, the one that has been on the countdown on here, and there are no babies yet. Not even one. … Continue reading

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Practical Joker?

So, today is my day in the baby due date game. I have accused my baby of being both rude and lazy, but it was pointed out by Esther that maybe he is just a practical joker. If that is … Continue reading

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You Suck Real Bad

Dear Whoever Broke off the mirrors, snapped the windshield wipers, antenna, and broke the locks on Aaron’s black truck, YOU SUCK REAL BAD. WHAT KIND OF PERSON DOES THAT???? Seriously. Waiting for the police to arrive,Kelsey

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Blessing in Disguise.

Normally people say this about significant things, but I want you to know that this is significant to me. I was quite unhappy to find out that BYU had somehow obtained my good/non-spam email address, and thought it would be … Continue reading

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I Need Help.

So, as you may or may not know, I love Halloween times infinity. I love it so much I spend time thinking about how I can manage to have a Halloween party this year, nevermind that I am about to … Continue reading

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