Dear Lady in the parking garage elevator at Bellevue Square on Saturday,
Thank you for knowing that I was pregnant and not fat, I love you.
xoxoxo,
Kelsey
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Dear guy picking his nose and swerving into my lane on the freeway,
Yuck. And please don’t make me die for such a stupid reason.
Drive careful,
Kelsey
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Dear Midwife who told me to eat more food,
You are the best. I raise this Oreo as a toast in your honor.
Fully,
Kelsey
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Dear Group Health Parking Lot architect,
You need to go back to school and try again.
Those spots wouldn’t fit Geos,
Kelsey
I think it is therapeutic for you to vent your day-to-day note-worthy events on your blog. And… it is therapeutic for us to read them and laugh. A win-win!
Hahahahaha!!!! I'm remembering your pregnancy with Harmon and your love of Oreos.
hahahahahahaha. these just make my day. keep 'em coming.