Comments on: You need a chop

By: Robert

Robert — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 05:40:00 +0000

Yeah, Kelsey, I too would’ve chopped someone in the face for that! You crack me up!

By: Jacki

Jacki — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 03:04:00 +0000

Those mormon underwear peddlers always think everyone is huge. When I first bought one the lady told me I needed a size one million. I could hardly get the bottoms to stay on and the neckline came down to my belly button.

By: amy

amy — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:12:00 +0000

although i like momeree’s sociopath-impersonation recommendation, i gotta say, this lady deserves to be chopped. in the FACE. in fact, as a matter of principle, i would strongly encourage you to GO BACK to the store and chop her. she earned it.

By: Momeree

Momeree — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 04:40:00 +0000

Kelsey, you’ve got to stop chopping people. It’s totally ineffective. Just hit them lightly with your car bumper and then follow them all over town for about 10 minutes so they get really scared, then when they try to run away, yell at them and tell them how rude (or whatever) they are. After that, wait about 30 minutes for the police to arrive. You get out of jail free because you are pregnant and hormonal. Works like a charm

By: shadylady

shadylady — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 18:05:00 +0000

a chop across the larynx would not have been out of line.

By: Penelope

Penelope — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 14:27:00 +0000

Some people never think before they talk. This was a classic.

A piece of duct tape with the words, "Beware, I say dumb things" written on, and taped across her forehead would have been perfect!

By: Sarah

Sarah — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 02:09:00 +0000

What a silly lady. Who buys maternity underwear to use after the baby is born?

Kelsy, do you and Aaron want to go uncamping tomorrow? (See my blog)

By: Brittany

Brittany — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 20:34:00 +0000

you make me laugh! always. i love how you deal with people like chopping and attacking and whatever else i’ve heard (or read) you say in the past. and your letters to strangers…classic!

this part is for aaron:
it is so refreshing to associate with someone that appreciates food – and recognizes quality when no one else does. i like to think i have a experienced pallet when it comes to food. simply because i live to eat (rather than eat to live). i will send kelsey my mom’s sugar cookie recipe in exchange for the mother mary’s fudge (or whatever it’s called). then you can see if the sugar cookies are the same as, or resemble the ones from your past. also, my family has a name for no bake cookies too – “gaggies”. basically because it resembles something someone gags up. i think if my family were more observant and maybe possessed a little less refinement they might be known to me today as “pooh”. because that’s really what they resemble. but then who wants to eat pooh?

we almost called you guys last weekend because we had some ribs on hand and wanted to know how to season them. we have more ribs…so maybe you will be receiving a call from us after all?