Hi, I’m Aaron. I met Kelsey in 2003 when she came to my house with her friend Deanna, but she doesn’t remember it. I tried to set my friend up with her so I could go on her dad’s boat.
She went to Ecuador the next year, but when she came back, she fell in love with me when I bought her some corn (she’d previously decided she was through with me because I was too dense — and rude.) But I was going to Fiji.
She didn’t take no for an answer, so after 3 months I came back from Fiji, having sailed to Australia and decided I needed a boat. Two years later I finally convinced her to marry me. And then she convinced me to move back to Ecuador with her.
4 kids later, I think I’ve finally convinced her to sail away with me. Now we just need the right boat.